I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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