pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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