So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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