just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
