What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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