I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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