so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Buhtt sex?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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