Grow some girl-balls and come out already
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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