Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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