u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
