Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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