I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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