apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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