laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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