Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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