You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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