i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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