let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
