Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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