my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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