I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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