I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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