we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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