No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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