You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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