can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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