He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
