is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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