I wanna bring you to show and tell
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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