Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
