Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize