im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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