When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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