i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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