I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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