This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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