My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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