Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
