Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You took a bar mat shot.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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