ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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