He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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