And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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