I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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