the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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