it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
