6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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