Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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