he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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