yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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