Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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