@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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