He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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