that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
